
Sludge: A Drink That Tastes Great But Looks Hideous
The importance of presentation, regarding a cocktail (and life in general), cannot be over-emphasized. After all, it’s your introduction...

C is for Celeritas: A Fast Drink for When Things Are Slow
Ideally, you should drink this cocktail when you’re stuck in traffic. In Einstein’s famous equation, E=mc2, the “c” is the speed of...

If Only There Were Angels: A New Cocktail to Soothe Our Aloneness
“I'm the first to admit that this world we live in is both the rock and the hard place, but even I don't rely on delusions, myths, and...

Above the Swirling Chaos: A New Drink in the "Scaffa" Style
"We are separate from everything around us, but a part of it all. The deceptions & manipulations, the self-serving ambition, the...

She Blinded Me With Science: An Empirically Good Cocktail
The Scientific Method is all about replicating the experiment. It’s not subjective. It’s not anecdotal. If the guy doing the experiment...

Grace Jones: Angular, Amari, Amazing!
Sometimes there are are things that are so transcendentally cool, otherworldly, and badass that they render all that has gone before...

Incoming: A New Cocktail to Beat Back Entropy
Newton’s Second Law of Thermodynamics states that “the total entropy of an isolated system can only increase over time.” Great! Things...

The Sorry Lot of the Artist: A New Drink to Ease the Pain
This drink doesn’t make it any easier. In fact, there’s a kick to it and a slowburn that moves steadily towards the back of your throat....

A Drink For Jack Morgan on the Event of His Birthday: To Die Penniless Looking at Stars
The flag flies often at half mast. Last time it stayed like that for fifty years. In America we just keep it there because tragedy is...

Haute Couture: A New Designer Cocktail
“The sight or sound of perfect things causes a certain suffering." —Adrienne Monnier “Every day is my fashion show and the world is my...