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The Curious Rise & Precipitous Fall of the Orange Oligarch: A Cocktail of Hope

February 9, 2017

 

 

 

What's happened to America is beyond disturbing, beyond the comic and the ridiculous. In the hopes of the fall happening sooner rather than later I offer a potent drink, and a poem (with apologies to Stephen Sondheim, Leonard Bernstein, and West Side Story)...

 

When you’re a Trump

You’re a Trump all the way
From your first sniffle of coke

To your last boastful bray.


When you’re a Trump
You can do what you please,
You got buttloads of dough

And unlimited sleaze.
You’ve built a Trump Tower
To make up for small hands.
With no subtlety or class
But over-active glands,
You’ll give a low five to the
Pretty girls that you meet
And you’ll brag to your pals

But it’s no great feat
To be a cad and a groper and

Molester of women,
And appeal to those who are
Ignorant and dim, and
Bully your way like a bull in a China
And along the way grab yourself a vagina!
You lay claim to greatness but betray yourself
Through your words and deeds, you’re just bottom shelf.
Because a golden toilet is still full of poo and a
Billionaire braggart is still a buffoon.
So bloviate and bluster ‘til they cart you away
Because when you’re a Trump,
A Trump you will stay.

 

THE CURIOUS RISE & PRECIPITOUS FALL OF 

THE ORANGE OLIGARCH
 
(Scaffa-style)  



1½ parts Larceny Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey

½ part Campari

¼ part Nocello Walnut Liqueur

¼ part Grand Marnier

splash of Cappelletti Americano Rosso

splash of fresh-squeezed Orange juice

dash of Hella Bitters Orange bitters


Build in a tumbler without ice. Stir.
Garnish
 with a twist of fresh orange peel.

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