"Good morning, Mr. Phelps. This man, Donald Trump, is the megalomaniacal dictator of America. Eager to use his country's stockpile of nuclear weapons, there is mounting evidence that he has gone insane. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to eliminate Trump before he initiates World War Three, and to restore democracy to this once proud nation."
Here is a drink with the hope that the IMF will come to the rescue. After all, the IC (Intelligence Community) is nobody's fool, least of all the Narcissistic Nabob's.
"This tape will self-destruct in five seconds...
Good Luck, Jim..."
1 part Absolut Citron Vodka
¾ part Pama Pomegranate Liqueur
½ part Yellow Chartreuse
½ part Aperol
½ part fresh-squeezed Lemon juice*
dash of Fee Brothers Plum bitters
Shake over ice. Strain into a rocks glass.
Garnish with a lemon twist.
*This is a sour drink, so for less of a sour taste use ¼ part Lemon juice