The Uranium: A Drink That's Almost Radioactive
“There’s nobody that understands the horror of nuclear better than me. The sale of the uranium that nobody knows what it means, I know what it means. You know what uranium is, right? This thing called nuclear weapons and other things, like lots of things are done with uranium, including some bad things.”
—Donald Trump (the leader of the Free World)
So with this in mind, we need a new drink that's strong, that's kickass, that's nearly radioactive. Break out the Geiger counters and pour a few rounds, because how bad can it get?
THE URANIUM 1 part Stolichnaya Vodka 1 part Beefeater’s London Dry Gin 1 part Romana Sambuca Shake vigorously over ice as if there's no tomorrow. And this imparts all those lovely radioactive ice crystals into your drink to float about like fallout. Pour into an elegant, chilled, lead-lined glass.
"This guy is an idiot savant. We've elected Rainman.” —Kevin Kunundrum
Hey! Uranium's on there!
If we're still here, then check out this other related drink and BLOG post! Duck and Cover: How to Get Through the Big Blast!
For a colorful, sweeter variation, try the "Plutonium", which is "The Uranium" with a half part of Crème de Violette added!
With a glass of Heavy Ice Water!